I ran into my friend Danny at the drugstore the other day.  He was buying nosehair clippers.  I was buying super strength nighttime anti-aging cream.  Pretty much sums it up.

PS.  Just a quick product endorsement, I was buying ROC, the strongest amount of retinol you can buy without a prescription.  It’s good. and it’s only 19.95.  I have no idea what kind of nose hair clippers he settled on but let me know if you want me to pursue that information.